Are you waiting for me while eating Bob Bon's?

I hope there is something sexy under that robe.

 

I see that light you turned on is a strobe.

Looking at that might make you dizzy.

 

I've got something fizzy.

Would you like some too?

 

Does it taste like glue?

Will it get stuck in my throat?

 

It's getting cold, get a coat
Come with me, my love

 

Why are you only wearing one glove?

Is that still a trend or did you lose the other one?

 

Don’t you know you cook a steak until it’s done?

Your love’s in the gutter, your sperm’s in the sink.

 

The sink is kinda funky and starting to stink.

I may need to use some bleach.

 

I think he has a little cock that won't reach!

Kind and gentle may just work

 

Let's turn up the music and you can watch me twerk.

Wait, are you hiding a pole over there?

 

You caused it to do that, I swear!

Would you like to fell how warm it is?

 

.

 

It looks like it's starting to fizz.

Do you think it'll blow it's top?

 

I your willing to blow it I won't make you stop!

I like to have a Naughty Nurse handle the situation!

 

Could that lead to mutual masturbation?

I just happen to have a toy or two.

 

I’ll be glad to use them on you.

Did you bring the whips and chains?

 

Are you gonna bring the pain?

Not into that sorta thing

 

If I had a good voice then I'd attempt to sing.

Unfortunately for me, I can't even carry a tune.

 

Lets get naked and spoon!

Two hot bodies holding tight.

 

You want to do it out in plain sight?

That might be somewhat risqué.