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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. JoeRogue

    JoeRogue Sex Lover

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    We all hear them, maybe in a conversation, when someone is talking to loud or at work, on the internet or even just listening to the kids at home. That one thing that causes you to spit out your milk, then try to hide that you even heard it. Post it here.
     
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  2. JoeRogue

    JoeRogue Sex Lover

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    "Why does ha make hot but hoo make cold? I'm talking about mouthwind" - Chirpy

    Heard this on reddit, spent the next 5 minutes cleaning my keyboard and screen.
     
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  3. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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  4. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    There’s a metaphor in here somewhere ...... :laugh:

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  5. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Not counting this thread?
     
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      You can count this thread, everything's game.
       
      JoeRogue, Apr 5, 2019
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  6. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Just listen to AOC. Everything she says is stupid.
     
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  7. JoeRogue

    JoeRogue Sex Lover

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    Think of socialism like a fancy baked good.
    Just because many have made a mess of their kitchen attempting it doesn't mean you go around declaring you'll never eat souffle again!
    It just means you try harder.
     
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  8. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Senate hearing on hate speech, being streamed live on FACEBOOK, shut down for being hate speech.
    Facebook shut down Senate hearing streaming for being hate speech. Seems evèry one was calling each other's names.
     
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      Welp.....there you have it: the absolute dumbest shit I've heard today. And that's saying a lot, because I work with some of the most retarded miscreants this planet has to offer.
       
      DeaconBlues666, Apr 11, 2019
      pussy in boots likes this.
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  9. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter is in California, you know, for a wedding.
    He stopped by a coffee shop to get a cup and overheard a woman state that because cows are wrecking the climate she will not drink milk, eat beef, or sausage.
    She then flipped her leather jacket over her shoulder and stomped out.
    She was wearing a suede skirt and leather boots........

    He has no clue, the sausage thingy....
     
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  10. JoeRogue

    JoeRogue Sex Lover

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    I don't know if this was the best or stupidest thing I heard this year yet. Convo at supermarket.
    "If cow farts are killing the planet, does this mean we're planning war against India?"
     
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      Tell shooter, not me. lol
       
      JoeRogue, Apr 11, 2019
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